New Vocab Terms

Girls

Kardashians
noun
1. rich short girls with big butts. They are famous because the dad is a rich lawyer. And they have lots of drama and they think people care. Really we just think it's stupid that you would name a child North West.
"The Kardashian with a butt just got married. Oh wait, now she's divorced. I wonder how insane they are to not be able to keep a solid relationship?"

Wine
noun
1. drink of classy girls
"Mmm that Barefoot moscato was some great cheap wine."
verb
1. when girls get mad at each other and complain...drinking is also involved.
"Lemme get my wine cause I'm about to whine about this b**** who did something I don't like. And I'm the sh** so whatever I say goes. Toast to me."

E! Channel
noun
1. a television station that has literally nothing on 24/7 but reruns of rich girls acting like snots and more rich girls complaining about how poor they are. This channel should be forever eliminated from the television for the amount of brain cells I have lost just glancing at the dumb people "acting".
"Excuse me, I have to go to the hospital after I just watched E!'s #Richkids of Beverly Hills for 5 seconds. I need to make sure I can still think and function like a normal human being. Too late, my IQ just dropped."

Coupon
noun
1. Pieces of paper you get when you shop at a store that save you money.
"Score-just bought stouffer's macaroni and cheese and they gave me a coupon to buy more and stuff myself with deliciousness!" 



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Boys

Netflix
noun
1. heaven at the click of your XBox controller. TV show marathon-NOW
"Let's watch all Parks are Recreation episodes on Netflix instead of going to class and doing homework!"

Beer
noun
1. The drink of choice by the typical teenage male.
"Beer. I'm a boy. Yum."

Franzia
noun
1. The drink of choice by a guy who tries to be classy.
"I don't know anything about wine, but I know b**** like Franzia."

ESPN
noun
1. The television station that has sports 24/7.
2. A television station that is left on during the day, but on one watches it.
"The Seahawks won the Superbowl, duh. Yea I saw that awesome play they did like 20x on ESPN."




-with luv,
katrina