Quarter Past Dinner and Snack Time

For the past semester I thought I was a good cook. I would find a recipe on Pinterest or who knows where and then whip out the dinner. Done. I would offer it to the guys and they would eat it up and tell me I was great. But after this semester, my entire life as I knew IS A LIE...

Girls make the most amazing food. Or if they make the food, they like to share. Which is awesome when it comes to food. Literally I'm sitting playing on Pinterest and Rachel asked if we want chocolate pudding. CHOCOLATE PUDDING. Hell yea. No one says no to chocolate pudding.

Living with guys, I was the one who offered to share my dinner most of the time. It was a real confidence booster when they would eat it in minutes. (I'm sure that was because they were hungry, not because the food was editable.) With the guys we had a family dinner night a couple times. I would have to thank Alec for that (aka roommate of the month five months in a row). He's a real crowd pleaser (and girls-he's single). Though the main dish after Thanksgiving was left in the fridge for over three months...it's safe to say that those leftovers and the dish (for a safety precaution) where thrown away.

While with girls, there's sharing of little food here and there:
"Hey Katrina, want some carrots?" "Yea, thanks!"
"How about some homemade macaroni?" "Obviously, gimme some."
"What about some chicken noodle soup?" "YES."

Ok I'll admit, these were all said from my roomie Rachel. So maybe it's just Rachel feeding me, SOMEONE has to to since I'm apparently not a good cook.

I also hate touching raw meat and cracking open eggs. The second I do, it is a must to wash your hands. Otherwise, the disgusting germs from the uncooked food could get from your hands to the counter, onto someone else's hands, where they touch the doorknob, and I-after I had washed my hands-now touch the doorknob, and then eat cheese curls, then lick my fingers. I could get salmonella poisoning or some other disease!

SO I will leave you with two simple ideas:
1. Next time you happen to be butchering some raw meat think about the cheese curls!
2. If you happen to visit me, ask Rachel for food, your tummy will never be happier! (:

with luv,
katrina

New Vocab Terms

Girls

Kardashians
noun
1. rich short girls with big butts. They are famous because the dad is a rich lawyer. And they have lots of drama and they think people care. Really we just think it's stupid that you would name a child North West.
"The Kardashian with a butt just got married. Oh wait, now she's divorced. I wonder how insane they are to not be able to keep a solid relationship?"

Wine
noun
1. drink of classy girls
"Mmm that Barefoot moscato was some great cheap wine."
verb
1. when girls get mad at each other and complain...drinking is also involved.
"Lemme get my wine cause I'm about to whine about this b**** who did something I don't like. And I'm the sh** so whatever I say goes. Toast to me."

E! Channel
noun
1. a television station that has literally nothing on 24/7 but reruns of rich girls acting like snots and more rich girls complaining about how poor they are. This channel should be forever eliminated from the television for the amount of brain cells I have lost just glancing at the dumb people "acting".
"Excuse me, I have to go to the hospital after I just watched E!'s #Richkids of Beverly Hills for 5 seconds. I need to make sure I can still think and function like a normal human being. Too late, my IQ just dropped."

Coupon
noun
1. Pieces of paper you get when you shop at a store that save you money.
"Score-just bought stouffer's macaroni and cheese and they gave me a coupon to buy more and stuff myself with deliciousness!" 



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Boys

Netflix
noun
1. heaven at the click of your XBox controller. TV show marathon-NOW
"Let's watch all Parks are Recreation episodes on Netflix instead of going to class and doing homework!"

Beer
noun
1. The drink of choice by the typical teenage male.
"Beer. I'm a boy. Yum."

Franzia
noun
1. The drink of choice by a guy who tries to be classy.
"I don't know anything about wine, but I know b**** like Franzia."

ESPN
noun
1. The television station that has sports 24/7.
2. A television station that is left on during the day, but on one watches it.
"The Seahawks won the Superbowl, duh. Yea I saw that awesome play they did like 20x on ESPN."




-with luv,
katrina